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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)



Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.  ~Dan Bennett



Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis




The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball




Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw




Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990



Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz

Michael Jackson is survived by his sister Janet and her right breast.

Janet Jackson covers her breast after her outfit came undone during the half

Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction 5th anniversary

JANET JACKSON'S BREAST AND THE MAGIC OF TIVO

Janet Jackson had to have her breasts "bound" when she was 11.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope

I believe that the sheer horror of Janet Jackson's breast has caused the

CBS for televising Janet Jackson's infamous wardrobe malfunction during

Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction

Janet Jackson's right breast was exposed to almost 90 million TV viewers.

Vivica Fox (www.PlasticSergeant.com)

The long-running legal saga involving the escape of Janet Jackson's right

Four years after Janet Jackson's right breast found itself freed before an

Janet Jackson had to have her breasts 'bound' when she was 11.

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

Published February 20, 2009 in Janet Jackson's going to have some

After a dramatic pause, Jackson, appearing mortified, covered her breast as

Insiders are whispering that Janet Jackson is in talks with Justin

Then a fading Janet Jackson closes with a decade old number, and bares her

THEY LOOKING AT JANET JACKSON'S BREAST AGAIN!

THEY LOOKING AT JANET JACKSON'S BREAST AGAIN!

Michael Jackson is survived by his sister Janet and her right breast.

We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881