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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain



A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost



Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith




A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.  ~Robert Frost




Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby



Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter




I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.  Enjoy the trip.  ~Author Unknown

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Father! - to God himself we cannot give a holier name.  ~William Wordsworth
A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson

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We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown